User:Keatos

Biography
Keatos is 40 year old obese pedophile guy who pretends to be female college student. So the "his" and "he" pronouns will be sufficient to use within this.

Not much is known about Keatos except that he's too lazy to create his own page and has forced the task onto somebody else to create it for him. At least the person typing this now will be sure to glorify Keatos as much as possible. After all, Keatos has the "biggest drill" out of everybody else as he so claims.

Keatos's main source of food is from ordering pizza. He eats about 10 boxes a day. How is this known? People stalk him.

Okay, enough trolling Keatos's page. More seriousness.

Keatos is a manry female college student who for whatever reason goes on a Nintendo forum and has been going there for quite a few years. She's quite well known amongst the members of the community and has done great work there.

And apparently, Keatos x Decho is a well known pairing. I guess they both do get along all too well. I bet they have a secret relationship. LET THE RUMORS SPREAD! PS: I heard that Slasher had a crush on himself. Shhh. P PS: I heard that people are jealous enough to try and edit the PS. Psssssssssshaw

Anyways, Keatos is cool, and I assume fun to talk to as well.

Also, she likes to get imported German chocolates delivered by secret Russian agents from Poland.

Unknown Used Phrase
Chak chak chak chakku chak.

CHAAAK!

Chakku chak chakku chakku chak.

Chak chakku chak chak.

CHAKKU!

Translation:

Blah blah blah blargh blah.

BLAAAH!

Blargh blah blargh blargh blah.

Blah blargh blah blah.

BLARGH!